Article I.
Ticker
The bird trades under one name and one name only. Anything else is an impostor rooster and shall be treated as such.
$CLUCK
Solana SPL
Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★
Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★
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The Rooster House · Proclamation No. 001
$CLUCK
The official rooster coin of Solana. Fast blocks, cheap fees, one immaculately tailored bird, and absolutely no roadmap.
Mint Address
dZGbBxH7Hop9rB5eWtDXgp3oUrvnAwNrqMmvphqpump
Office of the Press Secretary
THE ROOSTER HOUSE
1 Validator Lane · Coop District
For Immediate Release
RE: The arrival of $CLUCK on the Solana network.
Today the coop confirms what the charts already suspected: a rooster in a purple suit has taken up permanent residence on Solana. He has no whitepaper, no venture backers, and no interest in explaining himself. He has feathers, a tie, and unshakeable confidence.
$CLUCK ships with a zero-tax structure, burned liquidity, and revoked mint authority. Everything about the token is verifiable on chain, which is more than can be said for most things that crow this loudly.
The flock is invited to trade, meme, and play. That is the entire program. Any resemblance to a serious financial institution is accidental and frankly unwelcome.
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The Rooster House
Department of Poultry Affairs · Solana Division
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THE COOP CHARTER
Four articles · Non-negotiable · Order No. 002
Article II.
Supply
One billion tokens, minted once, mint authority revoked. There is no printer in this henhouse.
1B
1,000,000,000 tokens
Article III.
Taxation
No buy tax. No sell tax. No mysterious treasury wallet skimming feed off the top.
0% / 0%
Buy & Sell
Article IV.
Liquidity
LP tokens burned, mint and freeze authorities revoked. Nobody holds the keys — not even the rooster.
BURNED
Immutable · Revoked · Verifiable
Article V · Mint Address
dZGbBxH7Hop9rB5eWtDXgp3oUrvnAwNrqMmvphqpumpOfficial Briefing · Clearance: Public
ACQUISITION PROCEDURE
For the purchase of $CLUCK on Solana · Directive 003
I
Step 01
Get a Solana wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare, create a wallet, and write your seed phrase down on paper. Never type it into a website, a DM, or a suspiciously friendly support agent.
II
Step 02
Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL on any major exchange and withdraw it to your wallet address. Fees on Solana are fractions of a cent, so a small amount of SOL covers a lot of clucking.
III
Step 03
Swap SOL for $CLUCK
Open Jupiter or Raydium, connect your wallet, paste the official mint address above, check it character by character, and confirm the swap. Welcome to the coop.
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OFFICIAL CHANNELS
Communications directory · The Rooster House
Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★
Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★Fastest Rooster On Solana ★$CLUCK ★Zero Tax. Zero Shame. ★400ms Blocks. 0ms Hesitation. ★The People's Poultry ★Certified Free Range ★Liquidity Burned ★Sealed By The Rooster House ★Peck The Dip ★